1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Why am I so fucking sad all the time, and why is my wrist still hurt after like 3 weeks
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Man I wish
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
I don't have one, but I wouldn't be concerned. I'd ask for a hit
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Not anymore, unfortunately
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Being depressed and watching HowlingGoodGames, writing sick rhymes for a rap battle
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
I'd hope my friends who didnt want me hurt
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
It would almost make it easier
8: Are you close with your dad?
ehhhhh depends on the time
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
god i wish
10: What are you listening to?
pbg gaming livestream
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
ramen noodle broth ))
12: Do you like hickeys?
i wish i knew
13: What time do you go to bed?
when i get tired
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
an old friend of mine, the only person ive ever dated, my ex best friend and ex girlfriend. i wont name names: but you all know who.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
No, its about half the time
16: Do you always answer your texts?
I do my best. unlike some people
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
yes. more than anything. go fuck yourself, -redacted-
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
i don't have any, anymore
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
there used to be... oh i know. there is.
lord farquaad )
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
No idea. I think I was thinking abt Carmen/Skullpaw tho
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
do dogs count as people?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
cant be true. if so, my life would be going swell and everyone would be super nice and supportive to me all the time
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
well lets see. i was taken, productive, covered in a friend pile... so id say yeah, duh
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
i don't know. im better off without the bitch
25: In the past week, have you cried?
oh a ton
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
pink and blue. still as confused as always ;')
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
no, but i dont have one of those catchy last names
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
yep.
which just proves my point.
29: Do you have a best friend?
nope. the only one i ever had can go fuck herself
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
id pity the fool. not that a kiss on the cheek counts as a kiss anyways. and if my dog counts, no i wouldnt be upset love her guys!!!
31: Who was your last call/text message from?
my mom lmao
32: Are you mad at anyone?
honey you have no idea
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
again, passionless cheek kisses dont count
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
16. if cheek kisses count. if dogs count, 5
35: How many more days until your birthday?
i dont do math on my off times
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
why would i
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
theyre the only ones i trust
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
BITCH WHAT I TELL YOU
I AINT GOT NONE
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
yep
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
of course... if cheek kisses count
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
depends. if both people are older than 18, not at all. if not, it matters.
42: Are you available?
hell yeah, and im like twice as down for a public relationship
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
im still in highschool dumbass
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
i.. dont know. i think nose piercings and bellybutton piercings look super dope, as well as ear gauges, but i wouldn't want them for myself..?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
no. its a lie. even if they tell you otherwise. never fall for it
46: Do you regret anything?
i regret everything
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her-
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
ohhhh yeah, mere days ago motherfuckers
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
if my dog counts, not at all!! im lov her!! if it was... the other, yes yes yes yes yes
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
ive made an attempt, and ill consider making more
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
yes. regardless of which option, yes
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
dog, yes. bitch, no.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
a shitty sugar free orange popsicle
54: Did you get any compliments today?
i cant remember, but maybe, my grandma and my friend came over today so probably
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
no clue. somewhere outta here
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
yes!! i have some stuff from poland!! one of my friends is half polish and they go every other summer, always bring back treats and gifts
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
its balanced atm
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
the devils anus
...
sc
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
i dont drive, but long rides? a few days ago, i love them, so calming and relaxing
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
no, but maybe if i did id have more luck in finding love
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
who would actually do that??
besides.. you cant tp an apartment
62: Who do you text the most?
nobody... anymore
63: What was the last movie you saw?
sadly enough i think it was an ants life, a shitty bootleg movie i love w my whole heart
but i rlly wanna watch coco again
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
BITCH WHAT DID I TELL YOU
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
i think i was nine
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
idk, if it was my dog yes, if not no
67: Do you curse around your parents?
fuck yeah motherfuckers, we're the cursinist fuckin people in this mother fuckin state, bitches
68: Are you happy with where you live?
no, id give anything to bolt rn
69: Picture of yourself?
go look at my fr nerds
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
does this mean id be poly? because id happily be poly
71: Have you ever been dumped?
i... dont know. i initiated it, but it wasnt my fault
72: What do you most like about making out?
i've never done it... but i imagine the warmth.
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
no
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
how should my lonely ass know
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
idk, but its not boobies. i dont like big boobs, when people draw big boobies on characters its like gross and unnatural, stop with the plastic surgery guys
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
my mom?
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
ive never had the sexd
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
what did i just say
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
nothing, anymore...
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
idk im 15
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
i wish... but whod have a crush on my ass
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
online yes, irl never
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
fuck this shit im out motherfuckers
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
never. i can only imagine how great it must feel
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
no, my parents have it in my head that everyone online i speak to is a pedophile
86: How can I win your heart?
just respond
87: What is your astrological sign?
leo
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
playing magic puzzle or some shit on my phone to wind down
89: Do you cook?
a few things but not enough
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
no, im not romantic apparently
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
yes. i would do anything. i want so much love, i crave a relationship, i just
ugh
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
how should i know
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interests
idk
94: Name four things that you wish you had!
a gf/boyfriend, good mental health, a snake, a new best friend
95: Are you a player?
no... too bad the only person i loved was
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
i havent even kissed one person fr
97: Are you a tease?
probably, but like im not remotely sexy and wear big clothes so probably not also
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
no, and do not wish to
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
yes. but whatever was there is hate now yeet
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
clearly, since i already did
101: Hugs or Kisses?
i dont know, probably nice warm hugs
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
'wow thats a face'
104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
depends
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
no, what do you think i am, a dirtbag
106: Do you flirt a lot?
i try to sometimes but its really bad and makes no sense
107: Your last kiss?
on my puppos nose
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
haha no
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
No
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
idk lord farquaad?(this is a codename btw oof but also true), or if it can be fictional, susie? asgore? give ralsei a kiss on the cheek and a big hug? theres tons of non dr charas id smooch too but
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
i wish
112: Does someone like you currently?
its... possible.
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
maybee...?
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
what kinda scummy little shit would only be into flings
115: Ever made out with just a friend?
if you make out w someone.. they arent just a friend honey
but no
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
idk. i know id be happier in a good healthy relationship, but the last one i was in ruined me